Simply floating ~


I like how I can constantly pull good test scores out of my ass without studying as much as other people. Life really is unfair ;)



laughtercues:

can I get this fucking tattooed on me?




virgilthebeast:

damn boi, are u a dehumidifier?




because you’re making me dry.

Via little ampersand




Black Guy in America: It's like heaven

blackinamerica:

When I see you even for a second
my mind goes around in circles.
Asking all them questions…

Does she like me as much as I like her?
Why am I so nervous?
Does my breath stink?
Did I put on deodorant???
Thank god I did…

After a full 360 degrees I’m back to you.

And the things you do.
The…

Via Black Guy in America



  • Girl Pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
  • Boy's Pockets: Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.
Via Everyday I'm Shuff-el-LINH

loulagoon:

ilysmlana:

royalteens:

JUST IMAGINE

WALKING INTO THE KITCHEN

AND SEEING HIM

THEN HE TURNS AROUND

MESSY HAIR AND HIS FLAWLESS FACE

SAYING WITH A SEDUCTIVE DEEP AND SOFT VOICE ‘hey beautiful, i made some pancakes just for you.’ OR WHATEVER HE’S COOKING

AND THEN WALKING OVER TO YOU

YOU CAN SMELL HIS COLOGNE OR PERFUME

AND HE KISSES YOU ON THE FOREHEAD AND OFMGHJU7KI867TZ

I THINK I JUST CAME JUST BY THE THOUGHT OF IT

you ruined my life^

^^ I think hate you.

(Source: fuckyeahfreshgeneration)


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